My definition of a hero:the barista* who put cardboard under one of the legs of my favorite table at my favorite coffee place so I didn’t get a 4.4 on the Richter scale every time I touched my keyboard.
*I think this is a stupid term and actually he mostly works the register, so I shall henceforth refer to him as “My Hero.”
In deference to, and with great respect for, this holiday season, I will not go to Bump ‘n Grind 12/24, 25, 31, or 1/1.*
*ok, deference and respect have nothing to do with it. They’re either closed or closing early on those dates. Would an obsessive individual such as myself be deterred by respect?
I would like to give a shout out* to Nancy Charak who, in addition to being a loyal reader, is a very gifted artist. You should all look at her stuff.**
*Pretending to be hip, here.
**Technical term we art experts use.
I am absolutely positively going to have a completed manuscript ready for my next writers conference in March, so I can absolutely positively dazzle any agent or editor I meet there.*
*After I absolutely positively dazzle them by riding in on a flying pig
I like revising. Does this make me some mutant life form?*
*I’m an actor. I’m already a mutant life form.
My unscientific study shows that Macs outnumber PCs about 3 to 1 in my favorite coffee place. This would explain why the owners can afford the coffee here. Or not.
So it seems lots of agents and editors HATE* italics. And I believe they have a point. So I’m combing my current (way too many) projects to see where I can straighten out the little buggers. But I’m doing it while listening to the Pentatonix, so it’s an almost pleasant experience.**
*They also hate all caps.
**Slight over statement. It is not an onerous*** experience.
***At least that isn’t in all caps and italics.