Texts vs email


I have a friend who is not email/text savvy, which is to say, she thinks they’re the same thing, which is to say she just sent me 14 texts in a row.* Each one is 4-6 lines long and has a photo attachment. She wants me to email all these photos to other people. I patiently explained to her how to do it. She sent me more photos. This has nothing whatsoever to do with theatre or writing. I’m just venting.

*Not hyperbole, honest.

Brazil is back (sort of)


This is not a soccer reference. As you may recall,* I was at one point getting daily visits from someone(s) in Brazil. Then they stopped cold. Today I got my first visitor from South Africa. They read one of my posts about Brazil. I realize this is of interest to nobody other than myself, but I thought I’d mention it, anyway, in case.

*And good for you if you did. I can’t even recall where I put my keys.

Who’ll stop the rain?


Nobody, I hope, next time I’m writing in my favorite coffee place. I was stuck* there for 3 1/2 hours yesterday. It meant ordering a spinach cheese empanada as a dinner which added another $4 to my burgeoning ** tab, but anything for my art.

*Poor word choice. “Happily ensconced” would be a more accurate description.

**Excellent choice of words, alas

From the world of children’s theatre


As you may remember,* I direct an improv comedy troupe. One of our very favorite things** is improvised musical shows for kids. These begin with an audience suggestion, frequently dogs, cats or dinosaurs. Yesterday’s was “construction sites.” This came from a 7-year-old, who said it was actually her little brother’s idea. It was an excellent suggestion, because there are many words that rhyme with ‘foundation.’

*I know you don’t. Humor me.

**No, honestly

Laptops and weddings


I have decided not to bring along my laptop when we go to Connecticut for my son’s wedding.* This will mean 4 days without writing. Give me strength.

I’m talking about the trip, not the ceremony, you silly. Even I would not be so callous. Besides, it would be tough to hold a laptop for 30 minutes while I stand under the chuppah.