The woman behind me in my favorite coffee/writing place has been talking on her phone to various people for 90 minutes. Luckily for me, it’s all about food storage in Nigeria (no, honestly) so I have no desire to do any serious eavesdropping.
*If you are expecting a scholarly discussion of Hillel, you will be very disappointed.
Every writer* has experienced those moments of self-doubt, those “I’m not talented, wasting my time, my writing is crap that nobody but indulgent friends and family will ever read, what was I thinking” times.
So It was astounding to get such high praise** from an agent who requested a full manuscript and another who asked me to query. Best of all, I really like both of them a lot and feel we’d make a good team.
All of this happened at Saturday’s Unicorn Conference. Thank you, Jan Kardys.
*I base this on a scientific sampling of the #amwriting Twitter group and a few writers I know.
**Don’t worry. I’ll go back to my old self-deprecating self soon.
Some of them are even good.
At last night’s murder mystery in Newport News, VA, my cast complained that I so often get to be the victim*, thus giving me the last ten-fifteen minutes of the show to relax and drink bottled water. One of the perks of being the director.
*20 years ago, I was usually the murderer. It all balances out eventually.
Many times reading The Quality of Silence I said to myself, this supposedly realistic book has a totally unrealistic premise and many unbelievable plot twists, yet I read the whole thing in two days, because it was well written and very exciting. Also, I haven’t read anything that interesting about the Arctic since seventh grade.*
There is a lesson for writers in this.**
*It was called The Friendly Arctic by and it was 2,000 pages long. No, honestly.
**Let me know when you figure out what it is.
Here is my new absolute rule for responding to a critique group’s suggestions
Don’t bristle. Silently take what you like, ignore what you don’t, especially when it sounds like a line from a class.They haven’t read the whole novel and they may not remember the last section they did, so some things won’t make sense to. Also, taste varies from person to person.**
*File under, “Do as I say, not as I do.”
**And nobody’s will ever be as excellent as yours. HAHAHAHA
In celebration of crossing the 36,000 word mark in a first draft, I bought an extra cup of coffee and a brownie. Now I can’t sleep. You can’t have everything. Given the choice again, I’d still go with the extra coffee and the brownie.