I have written, directed, and acted, but rarely all at once, and never all at once on the big, little, or any screen. My son, on the other hand,*
*she said, posting link to slightly edgy video https://www.facebook.com/thefunpolicecomedy/videos/1273184026159502/?fref=mentions&pnref=story
I’m rather stunned that despite using that name more than once in a post, I have yet to get a single blog visitor from Greenland.*
*This would also apply to actual visitors at my house, which could be a good thing.
I hit the submit button on a query page. Only those of you at #amwriting and similar #s will understand the significance. Also a few people who are spending their time productively instead of fooling around on Twitter.*
*If you’re reading this, you’re probably fooling around on Twitter, so ignore the fact that I referred to it as “fooling around.” You’re probably gathering important information by watching funny cat videos.
My Mac message autocorrect function had absolutely no problem with Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland. Yet it turned Mi Sheberach (a Jewish prayer for healing) into “Midge era he.” Although I can’t prove it, I bet Mi Sheberach is used many more times around the world every day than Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland.*
Except in Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland**
**On second thought, probably there too.
I’m beginning to wonder if the goal of my latest revision is to put off querying for as long as possible.