In this case, from my son’s world of theatre. He’s playing Johnny Carson’s much too young Jewish lawyer in Paul Reiser’s new series, There’s Johnny on Seeso. I have no idea when it airs. Michael, phone home.

Q. What is scarier than sending a requested manuscript to an agent?

A. Sending it to an editor ten minutes later.

I think I will forego my afternoon latte for a glass of Torrontés.

Good authors don’t use adverbs… except for the Bronte sisters, Jane Austen, Rainbow Rowell, Jhumpa Lahiri, Jess Walter, Dodie Smith, Mark Twain, Henning Mankell, and pretty much everyone else* on my bookshelves.

*I didn’t find any in the four pages I read of the late Donald Barthelme’s work, but I knew him, so I forgive him.

Apostrophes are my friends. Therefore, I’m going to let the Italian characters in my novel use them, instead of sounding like they came out of an Errol Flynn pirate movie.

Spread your manuscript on the floor. Take a giant handful of commas and throw it in the air. Stick them in wherever they fall. Works as well as any other method. #amediting

Decided to make it more tolerable with a glass of Argentine Torrontes*. Now I don’t give a damn about missing commas.

 

Or how to make that accent thingy over the e.

I cried at a film about George Washington’s tent.

I am 20% of the way through this beautifully written novel So far it as been almost entirely back story. I want something to happen. NOW*

*Patience is not my strong suit. Ask my family.

When you wake up in the wee hours, don’t waste them. The best thing to do is write…or not.

Got an email from an agent saying she’d thought about sending me a full manuscript request, but there was an element she didn’t like (and she was very specific about it). I agreed. We went back and forth, and she said I should resend a partial when I’d revised. She also said (and this is the really important part), that even when an agent already had my full manuscript, if I decided to make major changes I should let them know and send the revised version. This would never have occurred to me. So I did send the new version to the agent who had the full version and she was happy to get it.

This was an unnecessarily long way of saying what I could have summed up in one sentence.

At any rate, if anyone should sign me as a result of her excellent advice, I’m sending her flowers.*

*Or chocolate. Yeah, chocolate, good chocolate—not that cheap Valentines Day stuff in the cardboard heart boxes.