Writer Paradox*

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How is it possible you can write 500 words in two hours, then spend three hours fixing one line?**

*Not to be confused with Rapper’s Paradise

**And why are they out of cookies? How am I supposed to write without cookies?

Background Music

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I have written with faux Bjork, Pentatonix, Rolling Stones, and Psychedelic Hip Hop* playing in the background. Why is it the live dulcimer music is making it impossible for me to concentrate?

*I totally made up this genre, but trust me, that’s what it sounds like.