Note to person behind me now in 20th minute of phone conversation about the beach house you’ve put a contract on:* Maybe your mom cares about the number of rooms, income potential, appraisal, Zillow, etc., etc. I’m not your mom.

Time for Pentatonix headphone therapy.**

*Do not annoy me about ending a sentence with a preposition. If it was good enough for Winston Churchill, it’s good enough for me.

**Yeah, I know. I should have done that at the four-minute mark.