When I lived in NYC (shortly after the invention of the Gramophone) Fort Greene was best known for crack, crime and badly designed and run housing projects.*

Saturday I stopped in a bookstore there (research, no, honestly). It was yuppie heaven. Only to age groups: 30-35 and under 7.

*this may be the only serious thing I ever mention on this blog. Don’t worry. I get cheerier in the second sentence.