Client: We need a team building activity for 80 people that lasts 60-90 minutes

Me: Sure, we can do that (I give her two ideas that will work)

Client: Sounds great. I’ll run it by the committee

Me: (to self) Oh, oh.

Client (two weeks, three references and two proposals later) The committee wants it to be done on unicycles*

Me: (Cheerfully) Oh, gosh. I think another troupe would be a better fit for that.

*Not really, but close enough