Your blog warned me that even a single typo in my query could ruin my chances with an agent, so I’m spending the next hour fine tooth combing today’s query letter to make sure there isn’t a single misplaced comma or missing period. While I’m doing that, you might want to check out your own website, especially the part where you announce that your latest novel will be published in January…2013.

Yup. True story (as always).